DIARY OF NORAH

MY FUNNY LIFT EXPERIENCE!!!

So this is how i nearly disgraced my village people at Spar today...
N:B:This is not the first time shaa but I have to share this one cos it was funny to me but I triumphed.

I was so bored at home today, so I decided to hang out with a few friends that were also bored like me...So I dressed up ooo... No makeup on... Just a simple top and Jeans... We gotta UBER till we buy our own car, right.

I got into the car,i didn't sit at the car owner's seat cos I didn't want to feel like "madam"... I kuku sat in front with the driver(my favorite spot) tho...

I got to Spar to meet up with my supposed friends that already left me to go and look for bòle and ijanla(big fish) to munch... (Na so em yeye reach)... I waited for them shaa, I like bòle but at that point,I didn't have appetite for it...

So,na so em chop finish, drink smoothie join sef, clean mouth... Follow me enter Spar... That was where my village people began their work...

Each time I see a lift(The transitive meaning...I.E, Uplift... Not the elevator kind of lift,The one like a moving staircase) anywhere, I usually rather prefer climbing the normal stairway but today devil say en wan punish me...
It just reminded me of one video clip I saw sometime of 3 yoruba men who were scared to step on it cos it was new to them... Which they later stepped on and kept on screaming,thinking the thing will carry them and throw away😂😂😂... but my case di very different, I just can't afford to reach that extent of disgrace...

So, back to my yarn... My friends had already stepped on it and was so comfortable... I waited for like 3mins for me to decide if I should step on it and pretend like I was also comfortable or just turn back and shop and go without going to the movies... But I say make I no fall my hand eh,you know how that shit moves without waiting... I finally made it,I "JUMPED" on it, but on getting to the top,let me not just lie, the thing nearly threw me out but I just pretended and looked around to check if anybody was looking but fortunately for me, no one was looking!!! Even if anyone was looking, Ogbasa dim one bit😒😒

I was just laughing at myself but they didn't understand until we got done with what we were doing upstairs... It was time to come down and na the same lift go still carry you go down but this time, the one going the opposite direction...I.e... Downwards, one of my friends that wanted to do “gentleman gentuman something” now said I should go first so that he would laugh at me... I lock up shaa, but you go just know sey this one na JJC... I stepped on it praying the thing wouldn't push me out again an hopefully, it didn't... PRAISE God🙌🙌

And that's how unpreparedness will make you a mediocre when the stage has been set for you to do your best!!!

P.S:I know some of you are like me... Don't even come here to claim Porsche and laugh at me!!!
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